oh, we slay us

(Kate searches for a stapler to make popcorn.)
Andrew: See, if ----- loved us, we'd have a stapler!


And:

(Scene: Kate and Andrew on chick drink no. 57, using premixed margaritas. Reliable reports indicate that Kate and Andrew have never watched together or even had a conversation about classic musical Guys and Dolls)
Andrew: This stuff looks like Hawaiian Punch.
Kate: And it tastes like Hawaiian Punch.
Kate: This would ne a great way--
Andrew and Kate: to get children to drink milk!