Recommendations you never expect from Mom
You should get a male roommate. (A what now?) A guy, to keep you safe and lift things. He could be a gay guy. Gay guys still have muscles, so they can lift things, and he'd keep you safe from intruders, and he'd be gay! --Mom
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They do? You're shitting me. I was always pretty sure muscle and homosexuality were opposites, but this means the buff guys on craigslist m4m aren't just pretending to be gay in order to "fit in."
Oh, and alternatively you could just get a rottweiler and a forklift.
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