South of the border

" "Drive With Careful. Seatbelts Is Required." Is everybody wearing their seatbelts?" -- me, driving a rental car in Mexico
"Gaaawd, yes." -- Fran, under her breath. Oh ye of little faith.

"I don´t eat meat." -- Krupa
"Well, there is lots of good fish here." -- hotel lady
"Actually, I don´t eat fish either." -- Krupa
"What do you eat then? You eat like a rabbit! You are crazy! Isn´t she crazy? She is crazy." -- hotel lady, having made her point

"Well, they don´t speak Spanish, he doesn´t eat vegetables, and she doesn´t eat meat." -- me, in Spanish, to waitress
"Are the rest of you normal?" -- waitress