I'm getting spam about how to attract men

  "I know, it might be hard to believe, but
if you're out on a date with a man, he already
has an idea of what he wants from you.

  And if you don't know HOW to find this out,
and you just sit there looking at him and flirting,
or trying things you think will make him want you,
he won't help!

  If you don't know what to do in each situation,
you'll probably screw it up... and LOSE EVERYTHING."

 

 

GAS!

GASP!

DUN DUN DUN!