What Karen and I are really thinking about at work

An exchange via Facebook wall:

 

Cheeps: What's inside that cup?
Is it alcoholic?
Karen I don't approve the friends of yours.
[...]

You're like a detached kite......

 

Me: noooo, karen's like a detached kate. and I gave her that drink. but it was Christie who spiked it.

 

Ren: No... I'm like a detached Kate and I was on the Ren. In spiking my drink and not following through, you missed the best opportuniT. Yeah.

 

Me: The opportuniT to steal a Karas, maybe even cop a Phil?

 

Ren: Well Abbe damned! You Ian thought of those two guys?

 

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Perhaps the reason for our extensive mutual affinity has to do with the fact that all our names make such fabulous puns.