lamenting my lost sparks of normal life

me: med school has made it such that i can say the words 'moist' and 'anus' while keeping a straight face
ange: aww, you should so put that on the virtual quote wall!

i should also give the preface that sparked this remark:

anatomy prof: you guys first of all need to know how to take care of your cadavers. the most important thing to remember is to keep the body moist. i am of course referring to your cadaver's.
lecture hall of 170 students: *gasps of shock*