Wob strikes again

"Good morning! This is your friendly Chamber Singers stalker! As I was lurking by the audition signup sheet this morning, I noticed your name (which I have memorized) was not on it. And since several months ago when you were still at home, you indicated you might be interested in joining a singing group (and karate club and humanitarian efforts to stop AIDS in Africa and jewelry workshops and the newspaper), I find this most peculiar! Please sign up for auditions immediately or I will continue to harass you and possibly your family as well, whose surname and hometown I have in my possession. Have a great day!"

-- e-mail from Robin, trying to recruit new victims during frosh week