"i am not responsible for what comes out of my mouth"

tis be my first post!

so i live 2 floors above a blocking group of 07 dudes that i'm pretty close to. they are hilarious! here are some things overheard in that room:

"ben franklin is hot! i'd tap that!"

and if any of you have seen that korean pop video about the photographer who falls in love with the girl who goes blind b/c she gets photo fluid in her eyes, and then the photographer gives her his eyes, one comment was: "Love doesn't have to be blind when they can each have one eye!"