Life in the big city! Gee!
Speaking of drug references . . .
SCENE. Int. Club bathroom. Night.
GIRL (dressed as barmaid prostitute): Hey, do you guys have any fire?
KATE (dressed as sexy beast): Oh, I think I do! (rummages through purse, hands girl some matches)
GIRL (kindly) Oh, that's not the kind of fire I meant.
KATE (wide-eyed): Oh, what did you mean?
GIRL: (looks around covertly, gestures toward nostril)
2 comments:
Maybe because I'm studying infectious diseases pathophysiology right now, but when I read 'have any fire' an image of painful genital itching popped into my head. Sorry you had to read that. really.
Better that than the other way around... like, she asks you for a light, and you give her cocaine. That would look even worse, no?
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