Seen and heard in San Fran: Part Deux

The fun never ends:

What to do when an officer pulls you over:
Female Analyst: But Officer, I just graduated! You can't just, like, start life with a ticket!

Same Female Analyst: The best way to get out of a ticket is by playing the stupid girl.
Male Analyst: Mmm... I like stupid girls.

Male Analyst: Hey Pita Pit, do you deliver? I'll give you ten dollars!
(Wah wah wahwah)
Male Analyst: You do?? Do you know I only order from *3* restaurants in San Francisco? This is going to be great... financially... for you guys!