More Senior Bar Musings Between Persons A and B

A: "Yeah, he totally has an Asian fetish."
B: "Yellow fever!!!"
A: "Definitely."
B:"Oh, but he was into that black girl, too."
A:"Jungle fever!!!"
B:"Is that what it's called?"
A:"Yes!"
B:"OMG, THAT'S SOOOO INAPPROPRIATE!!!"
A:"Haha..."
B:"Oh, he was also into that Jewish girl, too! He has, like, all girl fever."
A: "I think that's called heterosexuality."