2x the quotes, 2x the fun

"you know, everytime i hear the song 'A Whole New World', i can't help but thinking that Aladdin and Jasmine are singing about a whole new world of unexplored sexual horizons"
-...

and

after i posted a lev-open email asking for a fortune cookie:
"i don't have one, but last time i went to the kong i got one that said
'Life is like a dog-sled race. If you're not the lead dog, the view never
changes.' there's nothing like being told your life is like a dog's ass. in your face. all the time."
-fran