In which Kate pretends strangers are as funny as her friends, now officially all grown up

I'm thinkin', I'm in the bargain basement. I need to be in Banana Republic. "Excuse me, where is your pantses?" Our what? "Your PANTses. Your PANTses." Oh, you mean our PANTS? "Yeah." Oh really, is that it? It's pantses? It's plural? I was like, Excuse me, you are ignorant. I need to get out of here.

--lady next to me on the bus