out of patience
Patience, come! Patience! Come! PATIENCE COME! Gooooood giiiiiiiirl! PATIENCE COME! PATIIIIIEEEEENNNNCE! COOOOOOOOOME HERE! NOW! Gooooood giiiiiiiirl!
--repeated several times daily at the top of my neighbor's voice. Why she cannot buy a leash for this dog named Patience I don't know, but I'm ready to scream.
4 comments:
hah! you could give her a leash as a new neighbor present for current neighbor to shut the F&*K up:)
I think you should pretend you have a dog named Chastity and yell at it really loudly. See if the other neighbors get the joke.
"Virtue names" are soooo ripe for mocking...
And imagine the social chatter.
"Yes, I live alone, but Chastity is my best friend."
"Chastity gives me such good excuses to meet people!"
"I'd never get up in the morning if it weren't for Chastity."
On a possibly related note, I'm waging a passionate one-woman campaign to change the name of our apartment cat from Blossom to Beaver.
I will name my dog dignity!
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